I should be embarrassed...

that when I have binoculars...instead of looking at the stage, I enjoy peering into the audience.

that I eat more cookie dough than actual cookies.

that I like driving in a truck because it makes me feel tall and powerful.

that I always read the last page of a book first.

that I can quote all of "phantom of the opera."

that I ate a cookie dough poptart while "walking the pounds away".

that it took me a year to make curtains for my windows.

that I am obsessed with the color yellow (as evidenced by my wardrobe, accessories, and room).

that grasshoppers make me scream.

and that I love to listen to opera music.

but...I'm not.

:o)